The first rule regarding the monacle...
...is to polish one's monacle with the sweetly sad tears of one's sweatshop orphans, using a terrycloth fashioned from whatever endangered animal is fashionable that moment.
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The first rule regarding the monacle...
...is to polish one's monacle with the sweetly sad tears of one's sweatshop orphans, using a terrycloth fashioned from whatever endangered animal is fashionable that moment.